Wednesday, 2 November 2016

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JOSHUA

MAY BE I CAN SING SHIP WRECK FOR YOU LATER

GOD CAME TOLD ME IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SAID TAKE SHIP WRECK FROM THE WHITE WOMAN SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE IT AND THAT I SHOULD GIVE IT TO YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I WROTE SHIP WRECK JUST FOR YOU.  I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN A SONG FOR ANYONE BEFORE.  I WANTED IT TO HAVE WOW WORDS FOR YOU.

THE WHITE WOMEN AND ANDY STOLE IT OFF HERE SO I MADE IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT ONLY BECAUSE I HAS NOT FINISHED IT.

IT'S A SIXTIES JAZZ SOUND

SHIP WRECK

(BRIDGE1)
YOU AND I WE BOTH JUST MET 
TELL ME WHY IS LIFE SO UNKIND

(VERSE1)
WE WERE SITTING ON A SUNNY SHORE 
LISTENING TO THE SEA SHELLS
BUILDING OUR HOUSE WITH THE SAND 
NOW THE RAIN IS FALLING 
IT CAME A TUMBLING DOWN


PA PA PA PA PA

IT CAME TUMBLING DOWN

PA PA PA PA PA

PA PA PA PA PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH     PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH   PA PA  
SCRATCH SCRATCH  PA 
SCRATCH SCRATCH 
PA PA PA PA PA  STEPS

TIMING SHAKE SHAKE QUICK SCRATCHES

(VERSE 2)
WE SHOULD BE RUNNING IN THE RAIN 
MAKING SPLASHES WITH THE RAIN
LOOKING THROUGH OUR WINDOW PAYNE
AT THE RAIN RAIN RAIN

PA PA PA PA PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH     PA 
SCRATCH SCRATCH   PA PA  
SCRATCH SCRATCH  PA 
SCRATCH SCRATCH 
PA PA PA PA PA  STEPS


(BRIDGE 2)
YOU AND I WE BOTH JUST MET 
SO WHY IS LIFE JUST ONE BIG SHIP WRECK

(VERSE 3)
WE SHOULD BE MAKING MOVIE SCENES 
LIKE TV SHADOWS ON THE WALL PIAW
MAKING LOVE THAT'S HOW IT IS
THROUGH THE RAIN RAIN RAIN

(VERSE 4)

THE RAIN IS DROPPING DOWN ON ME
I'LL CLOSE MY EYES SO I CAN SEE 
I'M IN THE RAIN RAIN 
THE RAIN RAIN 
CAN'T STOP THE RAIN RAIN RAIN

DO DO DO DO     DO    DO   DO DO   DO  


PA PA PA PA PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH     PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH   PA PA  
SCRATCH SCRATCH  PA 
SCRATCH SCRATCH 
PA PA PA PA PA  STEPS

OUTRO

SCRATCH SCRATCH (BRUSHES)
YEH YEH
OO OO WE
(BIT ALL OVER THE PLACE)
PA PA PA PA PA (DOES THE SUN SHINE?)
THE SUN?
YES THE SUN DOES SHINE ON THE OTHER SIDE
DA DA DA DA DA DA(COME ON LETS ALL GO THERE)
(I HOPE IT RAINS ON HIM)
HA HA HA HA HA (TROMBONE)
CLAPPER BOARD
CA CA CA (COME WITH US)

PA PA PA PA PA   PA    PA PA    PA
PA PA PA PA PA   PA     PA PA   PA

A ROUND

THERE IS AN INSTRUMENTAL SECTION WHERE THE INSTRUMENTS TALK TO EACH OTHER 

WHY ARE YOU FUCKING UP THE SONG YOU DOG JEALOUS THAT IS WHY THE WHITE WOMAN IS NOT ALLOWED

MAKE A WISH I HOPE ALL YOUR BIRTHDAY WISHES COME TRUE

GOD SAID ROSIE SAID SHE WROTE SHIP WRECK NOT ONE WORD OF SHIP WRECK DID SHE WRITE I DIDN'T USE ANYTHING WHICH CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH.  GOD SAID A TRILLIONAIRE TOLD HER TO SAY SHE WROTE IT SHE IS ON SHIT STREET FOR IT HE IS KEEPING QUIET.

GOD SAID TAKE IT UP SHE WILL TAKE IT LATER

IT WAS THE COLD THAT MADE MYB SHOES
A SONG I MADE UP ON THE SPOT AND SANG TO ANDY OVER THE PHONE.


THE PLUNGER SKETCH FOR THE ORANGE SONG 

A MAN HE IS IN BED WITH HIS WIFE WHO TURNS HER BACK ON HIM HE IS PLAYING WITH HIS DOLLY HE IS A VENTRILOQUIST

HE  IS USING THE DOLL TO TELL HIS WIFE HE WANTS SEX  BUT IS SPEAKING DOMINICA THE ACENT HE HAS JUST COME BACK FROM THE ISLAND WHY SHE TURNS HER BACK 

HE SAYS  HE BLAMES THE DOLL THE SAYS HE NEED TO TAKE IT DOWN AND GOES TO THE TOILET

"MAMY I WANT  TO GO PEE PEE"
"WHAT CAN I USE" HE LOOKS AT THE PLUNGER. 

HE WAS ON THE ISLAND OF DOMINICA
IN A BAR WITH NATHAN  SEES A BLACK WOMAN BY HERSELF TRYING TO PICK UP WHITE MEN SHE IS FAT CROSSED LEGED TRYING TO LOOK PRETTY SHE LOOKS AT NATHAN SMILES DOES FULL CIRCLE WITH HER TONGUE AROUND HER LIPS AN BECKONS TO NATHAN 
THE BAR MAR WARNS THEM NOT TO PICK HER UP BECAUSE SHE IS A REPEAT OFFENDER 

THIS IS NOT IN SCRIPT FORM


I SANG OVER THE PHONE FOR JOSHUA WHO I CALLED DAVID I'M IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE WITH A DOMINICAN ACCENT YOU ARE NOT HAVING THAT I WANT TO USE THAT FOR MY FILM.   I WAS PLAYING I WILL SING IT LATER IT WAS MEAT TO BE A PASSION KILLER.

IT WAS WHILST I WAS IN CHINGFORD IT WAS A LITTLE BIT MORE COMFORTABLE THAN HERE BUT THE SAME.

THERE ARE SOME REALLY NICE KLU KLUX WHO SAID THEY WON'T CAUSE ANY TROUBLE.  ON MY CHILDRENS LIVES YOU CAN HAVE THE WHOLE BOX EXCEPT WHAT I GAVE AWAY ALREADY AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF THE CARBON YOU CAN HAVE MY  CONDOM ADD AND MORE.  TO SHARE.

I JUST HEARD "OH IF WE ARE NICE TO HER I WONDER WHAT WE WOULD GET" THE CARBON BRICKS.

EVEN FOR THE INDIVIDUALS I WILL HELP THEM SET UP THEIR BUSINESSES BY GIVING THEM SOMETHING EVEN HER.  BEECH  I GAVE HER A SONG DO WHAT YOUR DOING....

THE WHITE WOMAN CAN HAVE ONE OF THE SONGS THE JUDGES TOOK OUT THE DUEL

SHE CAN HAVE BLUE SKY.

I FIXED UP BABY THIS AINT LOVE FOR BRITNEY SHE CAN HAVE THAT THE WHITE WOMEN.

I THINK THE JUDGES HAS FOUR SONGS 

CAN'T BE NAIVE SHE CAN HAVE THAT I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE. 

THE LONDON MUSIC SCHOOL HAS BABY BABY I'M GOOD FOR YOU OR TERRY THE DOUBLE BASE PLAYER CHAPMAN STICK YOU CAN FIX IT UP.
GOD SAID THE WHITE WOMEN WANT THE SONG.  HAD YOU BEEN NICE TO ME I WOULD HAVE SAID GO ON THEY DON'T SAY I NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR YAR.

I KNOW THE WHITE WOMEN ARE HUMBLE SO I WANT TO BE THE FIRST TO SAY SORRY SO THAT I WILL GET THE PRAISE.

GOD TOLD ME SOMETHING A FEW DAYS AGO I AM A LITTLE BIT TAKEN BACK BECAUSE I THOUGHT I  KNEW ANDY GOD SAID AT MY HOUSE WARMING HE TOLD MY FRIENDS NOT TO COME BACK BECAUSE I WAS BEING PUNISHED KATE AT VINYARD CAN GET THE SONG I'M GONNA GET EVEN WITH YOU.  I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANDY I WISH HE WOULD GO BACK TO HIS LEVEL.  HE WAS A NICER PERSON 

PLEASE DON'T MURDER ZOE NOT FOR ME THANX

I JUST HA FUNNY THOUGHT FOR THE FILM HE IS IN THE BATHROOM LOOKING AROUND FOR SOMETHING TO TAKE HIS HARD ON DOWN HE LOOKS AT THE DOLLS MOUTH THE PLUNGER HE LOOKS AROUND FIRST


I HAVE NOT SLEPT FORT TWO NIGHTS, I AM BEING RESTRICTED IN MY BREATHING RIGHT NOW I GOING TO EAT SOME TOBACCO 

GOD TOLD ME ABOUT PROLAPSED WOMBS HE SAID IT IS THE CLAWS WHO CUT THEM AND KEEPS CUTTING THEM BECAUSE OF THE HEAVY PETTING.  GOD SAID THEY HAVE THEIR CHILDREN IN THERE AND IT UPSETS THEM.
THEY FIND IT DISRESPECTFUL FOR HUMANS TO DO IT.

IT WAS THE COLD THAT SHOOK MY SHOES
GO ON WRITE THE SONG

GOD SAID JOSHUA DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE BLOND WOMAN OUTSIDE OF THE BAR THE NIGH HE AND I WAS ON THE BAR FLOOR.  BECAUSE OF THE OTHER ANGEL WHO TOLD HIM NOT TO TOUCH HER BECAUSE I WAS HIS WOMAN.  GOD SAID JOSHUA IS PICKING ME UP.

I NEED TO TELL HIM OFF IN ADVANCE.  GOD SHOWED ME I'M DRESSED TO GO TO A MEETING I SEE MYSELF ON TOP OF YOU.  GOD SAID TO STOP YOU FROM DOING IT IT UPSET HER BECAUSE I WAS LATE IT UPSET ALL OF THEM.  I WON'T LET YOU DO IT.

GOD SHOWED ME AN ASIAN WOMAN HE SAID SHE IS STARTING BECAUSE I SAID JOSHUA IS ASIAN.  HE LOOKS ASIAN HE SAID HE IS BLACK AND WHITE MIXED.


JOSHUA IN BRISTOL I MET A JOSHUA WHO WANTED ME TO BE HOIS GIRLFRIEND HE WAS HALF BRAZILIAN AND HALF WHITE HE LOOK LIKE YOU WAS THAT YOU HE WAS 21 WHY I PUSHED HIM AWAY TOO YOUNG.

I LIKED JOSHUA HE AND I TOOK THE CHILDREN TO BATH PARK HE LIVED IN BATH.   NICE LOOKING NICE PERSON.  DAVINA WAS NINETEEN CRADLE SNATCHING HE KEPT ASKING FOR A KISS I NEVER GAVE HIM ONE.

IF IT WAS YOU YOU CAN COME NOW.

GOD SAID SHE TURNED AWAY AND DIDN'T COME BACK TO ME BECAUSE I WAS 15 MINUTES LATE A WHITE WOMAN.  GOD SAID IT WASN'T BECAUSE I WAS LATE IT IS BECAUSE OF THE LEVEL I AM ON.  GOD SAID THAT IS WHY JOSHUA DID IT.  TO STOP ME FROM GETTING TAKEN OUT.

GOD SAID IT WAS A TV PROGRAM I WAS TO GO ON GIVE IT TO BLACK.

Joshua how are you baby?   i am understanding you, you were upset but i contemplated.   i didn't want to hurt you riccardo was therebut i didn't care about his feeling i cared about yours.

joshua i wanted to be with you but i had un finished business i didn't want to mess up your life. i would have left you back then. god said you would have taken me out.

hey i am a lib ran i like to weigh everything up.

joshua if i kissed you i might have well fucked you., you and i would have seen it as the start of of something. 

joshua i put you first don#t be upset with me

GOD TOLD ME A FEW DAYS AGO THE RUSSIANS ARE UPSET BECAUSE I SAID I DIDN'T LIKE THEM AND GAVE THE GERMANS SOS.   GOD SAID TAKE THE CHRISTMAS SONG FROM MIKE GIVE IT TO THE RUSSIANS WELL HE INDICATED GIVE MIKE SOMETHING ELSE.  I KE YOU I DON'T LIKE THE RACISM.  

HEY TO THE OTHER LEVEL TWO POLICE MEN HAVE BEEN OUTSIDE FOR OVER AN HOUR LOOKING AT AN ABANDONED BMW WITH TWO I FONES THEY PUT ON TOP CONSTANTLY RINGING WHICHTHEY DID NOT ANSWER.  I SAW THE CONVERTABLE BM A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO AND WONDERED IF THEY WERE THE ONES BLAIRING OUT MUSIC ON SATURDAY.  GOD SAID THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE THE TWO POLICEMEN OUT PLEASE HELP.

MYLES SAID IT IS A BLACK MM NOT SILVER BLACK TOP LIKE I SAW THE TOW TRUCK JUST CAME AND TOOK IT.  MYLES SAID THEY WERE LOOKING THROUGH ALL OF THE USED TISSUE AND IB THE JACKET 

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