Saturday, 11 April 2015

SOS

Hya Elizabeth is blocking our phone internet she did it before it won't work again TMobile we paid for internet she has no right she is going to block this chip as well it has been blocked for day I am ill.

I hurt MY rib cage because of a fall 13 years ago every now and again MY lung starts hurting I can not move much it sometimes get infected I have had a temperature.  The only way to fix it is to take deep breaths and it hurts punctured lung. Just before it happens I hear cracking bones.  I fell straight onto MY side in the bath on the side of the bath.

To the American's give some of Michelle to the bin men I don't want a war.


School coach
"Miss have you heard this song who are you?  I sing first and every one copies me."
Starts of softly it's a tune.

"Who are you? "
"Who are you?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Where do you come from?"
"We come from London"
"We come from London.."
"Mighty mighty London."
"And if you can't hear us."
"And if you can't hear us."
"We'll sing a little louder."
"We'll sing a little louder."

"Who are you? "
"Who are you?"
"Where do you come from?!!"
"Where do you come from?!!"
"We come from London!!"
"We come from London!!"
"Mighty mighty London!!"
"And if you can't hear us!!"
"And if you can't hear us!!"
"We'll sing a little louder!!"
"We'll sing a little louder!!"

"Who are you?!!!! "
"Who are you?!!!!"
"Where do you come from?!!!!"
"Where do you come from?!!!!"
"We come from London!!!!"
"We come from London!!!!"
"Mighty mighty London!!"
"And if you can't hear us!!"
"And if you can't hear us!!!!"
"You must be death!!!!."
"You must be death!!!!."

GOD said the people hear want to start a fight for things which don't belong to any of them like some of the jokes.  It is going to the American's for the musical I am writing Give the Great British Way! Your using MY cure Giro is Mine you fuck off! I'm British.  That letter box joke is Dave's he made it up.  Dr Wight time please is Mine .


GOD showed ME a man and woman wanting to use




 Dr Wight time and are saying it was theirs touch it and your dead!

There's a white woman who gets murdered because she is told not to touch the orange sone she wants "DON'T SHOUT!"
SHE IS NOT HAVING IT!!!

I WANT TO SEE LOTS OF BLACK BIN MEN GOING UP FOR POINTS IN MICHELLE OR DON'T GIVE THEM ANYTHING.


GOD SAID THE AMERICAN'S ARE DOING A LOT FOR ME THEY CAN TAKE ANYTHING ON HERE.

MAYBE TAT'S WHAT I'LL CALL THE MUSICAL "FUCK THE BRITISH!"

SPEAKING OF WHICH.,GOD SAID ELIZABETH PLANS TO SEND PEOPLE IN HERE FOR MY GREAT GRAND MOTHER PAPER WORK  QUEEN CHARLOTTE AND KING GEORGE'S DAUGHTER FRANCIS JAMES.  GOD SAID THAT IS WHAT HE WILL TAKE YOU OUT FOR.

I'VE GOT AN ITCHY TIT I THINK IT NEEDS SUCKING!

"THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES!"

GOD SHOWED ME ONE WHITE WOMAN SPEAKING TO SOMEONE AND SAID ALL OF THE PEOPLE ON HERE WHO ARE WHITE AND OTHER NOT BLACK SHE HAS HAD MURDERED BECAUSE SHE THINKS MY CREATIVITY IS HERS AND SHE IS TRYING TO KEEP LOCKED UP THAT MY FAMILY ARE THE ROYAL FAMILY SHE KEEPS DOING IT NEXT TIME IT COULD BE YOUR FAMILY!

GOD JUST TOLD ME THE AMERICAN MEN ARE THE ONE'S MURDERING FOR ELIZABETH WHO HAS JUST SENT PEOPLE TO TAKE DOWN THEIR FAMILIES THE AMERICAN'S WHO ARE HELPING HER!  EVIL WOMAN.VERY DISRESPECTFUL. GOD SAID ELIZABETH HAS GOT THE GERMAN'S MURDERING TE AMERICAN'S AND THE AMERICAN'S MURDERING THE GERMAN'S WHEN THEY GET HOME NEITHER HAVE FAMILIES THAT IS WHAT SHE DID BECAUSE SHE HAS NO FAMILY.

The side of MY rib I hit never hurt after I did it was the other side.  I think I am on the men I heard
cracking back MY lung hurts though.

Carostine at the tried tried to get an ambulance to pick ME up they said they were not coming Andrew Checkley cook for ME and MY children and pick up prescriptions from MY doctor for ME.

I'm still ill.  I'm using Brierly's wifi Sapphire's and Ruby's has been blocked.  They don't want to block this one!  David the key for the house is plastic you can get in wit the metal key but after you go in anything metal you touch will electrocute you.  GOD said you would have been upset because I didn't share the house half half with you. I was playing with you. It's MY house.

MY ears keep going  funny.  You know when your listening to boomy music when the velocity goes up an down but there is no music I feel sick as well.  My head feels heavy.  I have a headache.  I feel a bit hot. I don't get ill very often so I don't understand it.

GOD told ME today I don't have Everything.  Maybe it is just flu I haven't had flu since the eighties.

The last time I visited a doctor was 2008 the struck us of the list.

GOD said it is the white woman in T Mobile who gets jealous when I am being creative and because I put the film up here it hurt her.

T Mobile in Hertfordshire GOD said the black man Don in there was jealous of Andy because of MY picture he had up on his lap top.  He said to Andy studio quality.  Hey Don I made sure the photographer did do any air brushing on MY photo I allowed him to take a tiny hair from my nose.  Andy used to work there.


"Where's my patient?"
"As soon as she woke up from the anaesthetic she said she was going to have a fag"
"Where's the drip and stand?"
"She took it with her"
"Were is the cafita?"
"She took it with her as well"
"Who's looking after the baby"
"That is why I'm standing here."
"Don't you know smokers make the quickest recovery?"
"I wish all my patients smoked"
"Where are you going?"
"To join her."

GOD said this is what happened after I had Sapphire.
when I got back to the wad the white nurse was looking after Sapphire she told ME the doctor came and ME smokers make the quickest recovery we laughed.

Myles made roast potatoes roast beef in gravy and veg it smell really nice.  I wonder if I can eat any?

He bought sliced roast beef from the deli at Morrisons and Aunt Betsey's roast potatoes.

But Myles can cook roast from scratch e is a very good cook some of his food is nice tan Mine.  Ryan is a good cook but Myles is better.  I don't like Jakes food. Davina can cook nice food.

I re did MY hair whilst I have been ill.  I still get up and clean and wash.

I wonder if he got any Yorkshire puddings?

Yes there are yorkshires.

I make nice carbonara
Seeing as I am Chyna from Come Dine With Me I'll give you the recipe.

I boil a pack of pasta add a little salt to the water.

I use a double pot of double cream

4 egg yokes

1 level table
spoon of course black pepper

2oz mature cheese

1 level tsp mixed herbs

2 packs of smoky bacon.  I add the juices fro the bacon to the sauce.

I whisk the egg yokes and add the cream and put it in a pan on low heat it must not bubble.  I add the black pepper and herbs to it.

I fry the bacon I don't brown it.  I cut of the fat cut it up and add it to the sauce

I grate the cheese and add it to the sauce then I drain the pasta then add it to the sauce.  Some times I add brockely or mushrooms.

If I have fresh herb I use basal thyme rustic just rip it off and throw it in the sauce

Salad cherry tomatoes lettuce add 1 crushed clove of garlic salt and pepper a chopped up chilli coriander oil.  Garlic bread.

Yesterday I heard "You can expect to see a lot more funny commercial coming out."  GOD said they are looking at MY commercials and are trying to up stage ME I just watched the Walkers Crisp advert what a stupid advert.  British advert are the best they just gave us a bad name.


Do you remember the D advert I can do without Monday mornings stumble out of bed and yarning didn't get home till quarter to three I could do with a D.  I can do with out a 9-5 got to work hard to survive that's the last time e touches my knee (she uses her old fashion typewriter to damage his balls)I could do with a D. I can do without the British weather half way home at the end of my tether oh my feet are killing me. I can do wit a D I can do with a D.

 That was funny.  The Come on get your coat I've packed your things.  Where are you taking me?  To the old peoples home up the road come on I have arranged it.  But I not ready to go into an old people home yet.  Come on get your coat on.  That's funny. Mother and son because he wants to watc the football.

"I thought SHE was sick?"

GOD said the American's copy write everything I have put on here the KKK as their own but that is what HE wanted because white people are coming on here and helping themselves because I am black they get taken out.

GOD let ME hear the white women who did the walkers crisp commercial we wanted walkers to stand out.  It is a spiteful commercial.  You loose the point you are making all that sticks in mind is the stupidity of concept "Eh that didn't make sense!"

Someone keeps spiting the walkers crisp powder it started when we were in barking so I don't really buy walkers crisp any more.  Why would she be trying to steal a work man's bag of crisp out of his tool box?

I drew up an Iceland's commercial with the fox just to finish it " I'm sorry Mr fox but yo can't come in here maybe you should have sent you wife I would have had to let her in because of the advert you know... mum's go to Iceland"

She goes to the storage room to get the chicken for the fox it beeps on the scan but doesn't register.

She is playing she is feeding the foxes with the out of date bags of chicken why the fox keeps going.

You are what you are what comes from you reflects who you are.

GOD let ME hear a white man"Let me offer HER some money for it"  I heard the white women "Just take it SHE is black who is going to murder for HER?"  PEOPLE WILL MURDER YOU THE WHITE WOMAN FOR ME THE BLACK WOMAN!

I BETTER MAKE MY WAY DOWN STAIRS TO CLEAN UP THEIR MESS.

GOD TOLD ME DOREEN WILLIAMSON IS BAD MINDED AND HAS BEEN READING THE ORANGE SONG AND WANTS TO SHOW ME HOW IT IS DONE.  BODYGUARDS TELL HER TO FUCK OFF!

GOD SAID ALL OF MY CHRISTIAN FRIENDS FROM VICTORY OUTREACH FELT I WASN'T A GOOD CHRISTIAN BECAUSE I SWEAR AND WOULD NOT LET THEM CONTROL ME WHY THEY FUCKED ME OFF.  I WANT THE LEVELS OF FRIENDSHIP ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND EVEN FAMILY KEPT WHERE THEY LEFT IT!

GOD SAID PETER FROM TE CHURCH IS INVITED TO PICK UP A CHEQUE AND IS TOLD TO SHARE IT WITH THEM IT HURTS DOREEN WILLIAMSON BECAUSE SHE HAS TO HUMBLE HERSELF THEY ALL DO TO PETER TE DRUG ADDICT.

GOD told ME they have gone after Ryan and are trying to hold him over a murder which happened yesterday in Forest Gate because of what happened to Jake and Luke on Thursday early hours of the morning in Stratford Jake and Luke were attacked  and were sliced with knives in their faces in different places and Jake was stabbed in the head twice Luke near his spinal cord.  GOD said the white women did the murder because they are trying to stop ME from going for the ship.  I don't care about the house Ryan's phone has been off since night before last.  Message to the kkk can you help ME thank you.


GOD told ME it was beyonce Knowles who got the Afro centrics  over here to help her to take MY family down.  OD said that is what she does all of the pretty white and black women in America get murdered but no one knows it is her she is after the ship her dad helps her so does the Afro Centrics out there but this time she used kkk two white American men who speak German one is bow legged and blond the other is mousy brown taller wore a hat.

Last night GOD told ME Beyonce told the kkk she is not pay because she wanted them to finish the job GOD said she ordered all of MY family to get slashed even ruby and Sapphire.  MY brothers and sisters and their families.

I saw those two men at the bottom of this road GOD said they were taking people out down here.

They blocked all of our chips why I have not been on here but have been speaking over the phone.

David where are YOU?

GOD said the white woman who order the spiteful stitching to be done to Luke and Jake sent people after MY family because I told her I don't want Jake stitched up like that.  Jake asked before I got to the Royal London Hospital 2.30am Thursday to be put to sleep and it was a nice surgeon who said he was going to help Jake Luke was already stitched he did a fantastic job.

The policemen who were at the hospital were nice they came from Forest Gate police station.  The cad number is 399 with last Thursday's date.

GOD said those two men are German soldiers bounty hunters.

GOD said Beyonce and her father uses black people to go after white people and white people to go after black people.

GOD said the reason why it is all happening to MY family at the moment is because I gave you the cure and everyone is trying to claim the credit why there are lots of murders taking place.

Parts of the Romford road was cordoned off on Thursday morning Hamfrith road and the road next to Sainsbury's. 

GOD said those 2 men have taken a lot of people out on this road in their houses.  When I saw the taller one he was taking pictures of  an old style van/car.  That was on MY way back from the shops.  On MY way to the shop I saw the blond man.  GOD spoke to ME and told ME to look at him and said he is person not the other one I showed YOU while YOU were asleep ill treating YOU in front of Briely a few weeks ago but you didn't go out that night I told YOU to stay in.

GOD said they came over because Beyonce sent them that is why they are here but they do jobs for people at Westfield.

GOD said they are the ones taking down the family.  They took out the people from Asset Grove.  They are working for anyone.  They are Bounty Hunters.  GOD said they are saying they are kkk.

GOD said the white woman at the hospital told them MY family and I showed disrespect by making lots of noise. WE showed the whole team respect and was not shouting.  That is what the white like to do to black people why I don't like her she tell a lot of lies the children were bored the sat in the waiting room for hours no noise.

GOD said she attacked us before they could attack her for the spiteful racist stitching she had done to Luke.  There were a few of us everyone was upset but not with the staff or police.

All I said was I wish I was here before you stitched up Luke I would have said no.  Every white person have known to have stitches done on their faces has always had invisible stitching.

I told her MY friends son fell and cut his head it was deep what they did was stitched inside then outside and he was white and that the stitches she used for Luke were going to leave scars were the whole made by the needle and cotton and it is already traumatic for him he like Jake have been drinking and will be upset when they sobber up.  I told her white people can get away with that type of stitching because when it heals it is one colour on black skin it will show different colours.

She told ME it may not be possible for Jake to have invisible stitches because of the size and who deep the wound to one side of his face was.  I told her I have seen people with longer scars and one line and no hole scars.

They sent security to the hospital at the exit near to where we were.  GOD said the security guard was waiting for people to come and take us out they just found out It was ME who gave them the cure.  I sent an Email to the Royal London Hospital at the time I was sending out the HIV cure. 

I heard "Only the African man is in there." GOD said that was the helicopter looking over Ryan's place.  Woman:  "Should I start the air brushing?"
Man: "No leave the air brushing."

The police took Jake's phone and wallet the waited until he fell asleep to take it he told them not to take his possessions because he was the victim when he woke up his phone and wallet was gone.  He tried to get it back yesterday but was unsuccessful.

I told the policemen I had had cancer because I kept blacking out.  GOD said it was because of all the upset I did't fall because HE kept giving ME thins to look at pictures.  GOD said that is what the people at the hospital was looking at they wanted to put ME in a mental institution to say I was mentally ill so that they could steal the credit for MY HIV cure and that is why the security guard was was waiting for people we were leaving.  GOD said they would have taken MY children from ME they wouldn't let ME out of the hospital that would have been it.  GOD said the KKK are looking at the disrespect from the people why people are getting murdered and said lots of police people from Forest Gate police station is going to get murdered by the KKK for he disrespect.

GOD said they are going to wipe out the whole police station.  GOD said they go to the houses of the police men and women and take out their families.

GOD said the cancer is pulling out of ME ME because of the gas fire I'm running to heat up this house. Why I am experiencing head pains and black outs I made another request for Asset Grove to come and fix the boiler last week.  They said they would send someone but no one came.

On Thursday two men from Asset Grove came here.  They said they had come to do the work and that I had to leave and that the next people to show the next day would be the bailiffs. 

I spoke to a nice white woman from Asset Grove GOD said she is the only one who is not involved in the spite because I gave out the HIV cure.  I called her and she said she email the council to see if they would extend the housing benefit.  She called ME the next day and said the council said the would extend it indefinitely.  The I received a call from a Florence at the council to tell ME I was due to move out the day before and that there was a property in Stratford which MY children and I were to move to.  I was ill MY hearing and sight keeps cutting out.   I was told I had to go to the council that day.  I started packing and getting MY children and I ready.  GOD said it was connected to what was going to happen to Jake and Luke.  Afro Centrick Beyonce.

Florence called back to say I am longer going to be moving to Straford because the property went to a different family.  GOD said they knew I was just about to join a doctor surgery and didn't want ME to.  Why I got a call to say I had to move out from this area.  I can get a doctor anywhere any time.

GOD said the white women has started letting the black people sit with them to fight ME because of the ship.  Why they are involved and said it is a black woman who works at Westfield who told her son to slash Jake.  GOD said Jake could have got away but went to help Luke.

GOD said all of the black people in Westfield are involved they knew.  Mandela Necosy is there that is how far his organisation has spread.  GOD said lots of  black people have joined the secret black organisation.  Many of them are pulling out because of what their organisation did to Jake and Luke they feel it is MY cure and I have the right to give it out if I wish.  GOD said it is jealousy Lenny is involve and it is ME he was waiting for to get slashed he wasn't expecting them to slash his son.  GOD said Lenny cares more about his nephews than Ryan and Jake he doesn't feel the love for them.  GOD showed ME about 10 black people and said that is how many pulled out like the same amount of cancer which is pulling out from MY head.  GOD said the rest of black people have stayed in there.  Wirdos!

GOD said that is why HE told ME to tell the black man it is MY cure push the knife in.   GOD let ME hear Beyonce.  "It's good that SHE gave out the cure but I'm worried that SHE might get the ship because SHE gave it to them."
"So am I."
GOD said they all are why they have stayed with the Afro century.  GOD said that is the black man's level they are all jealous even though I help them Beyonce has Everything why it is good that I gave it to her.   GOD said that is why HE  left the white people up there.  GOD said I don't think like them.  Your dogs you stink!

Monday, 30 March 2015

musical

DAVID I LOVE YOU, BUT LOOK...

Throughout the whole musical, they are dancing except where there are flick scenes where they are doing something else, which could still be dancing. The women at the party are can can dancers.  They are not in red and black.  The tap dancers are in black leggings/spandex and black tap shoes.  The first half of the musical is a waltz dance and it is quieter than the second half of the show.  The people in the first half go off the stage and you don't see them again until the curtain call, apart from the 2 main actors, David and Lorraine.  There are only White people at the party dancing apart from Lorraine, the other colours of people come in later in a different scene.

 
 
 VERSE 1
 1. Lorraine:    I like a boy 
 2. James:       (Spoken) You like a boy?
 3. James:       (Spoken) I wonder if
                 you'd like me? 



   VERSE 2
 1. Marie:       I'd like a boy 
 2. Marie:       I wonder if he'd like me?

 3. Lorraine:    Yes but what if he kisses me

 4. Marie:       (Spoken) What boy, where?
 5. Lorraine:    (Spoken) Over there! 
 6. Lorraine:    What if he shames me?

 7. Marie:       (Spoken) Shh! He might hear
                 you!
 8. Lorraine:    What if he ... 
 9. Marie:       I won't let him know!

10. Marie:       (Spoken) He won't find out!




   VERSE 3

 1. Lorraine:    I like a boy 
 2. Marie:       (Spoken) Oh I see him!
 3. Lorraine:    He's staring at me!
 4. Marie:       (Spoken) No, he's staring at
                 me!     
 5. Marie:       (Spoken) I saw him first!
 6. Lorraine:    (Spoken) He's sat behind me!
                 You're looking the other
                 way! 
 7. Marie:       What if he kisses you?
 8. Lorraine:    (Spoken) It has nothing to 
                 do with you!
 9. Marie:       I want to know!
10. Lorraine:    (Spoken) OK, I'll tell
                 you, you're jealous!


   VERSE 4 
 1. Marie:       I like a boy 
 2. Marie:       I wonder if he likes me?
 3. Lorraine:    (Spoken) How will I know?
 4. Marie:       I like a boy 
 5. Lorraine:    (Spoken) He's coming over!

 6. Marie:       I wonder if he likes me?
 7. Lorraine:    What should I say to him? 
 8. Lorraine:    Should I say no?
 9. Lorraine:    (spoken) He's going to ask 
                 me to dance!
10. David:       (Spoken) Hello, my name is
                 David, will you dance with
                 me?
11. Lorraine:    (Spoken) My name is 
                 Lorraine, Yes!
10. David:       (Spoken) Let's dance!

   BRIDGE 1
13. Lorraine:    But what if he kisses her?
13. W Woman:     Leave her!
13. Lorraine:    whisper, whisper, whisper
13. Lorraine:    But what if he kisses her?

13. Lorraine:    Yes, what if he kisses her?





   VERSE 5
 1. Marie:       I like a boy 
 2. James:       (Spoken) Oh you like a boy?
 3. James:       I wonder if you'd like me?
    Music note:  dun-un, dun-un, duh
                 (trombone)
 4. James:       (Spoken) Hi, I'm James. Let's
                 dance.
 5. Marie:       Yes!

 1. Friend:     Find someone else to dance

                with!   
 2. Marie:      (Whispers) I saw him first!

   VERSE 6                 
 1. Marie      : I want that boy!
 2. Friend:      You're jealous!

 3. Marie:       No I'm not!  
 4. Marie:       I saw him looking at me!
 5. Marie      : I want that boy!
 6. Marie      : Move... so I can see!
                (squeaky trombone)

 1. Friend:      What if he kisses her?
 2. Marie:       Don't switch the light off!
 3. Friend:      Yes but what if he kisses
                 her?
 2. Marie:       I'll snip off her hair!
 3. Friend:      Leave Lorraine alone!


    VERSE 7

 1. Marie:      (Whisper) I want that toy!
 3. Marie:       I wonder if he will play 
                 with me?
 2. Friend:      Oh no you mustn't!
 3. James:       (Speaks) Who's your friend?
 4. Lorraine:    (Speaks) Marie
 5. Marie:       What if he kisses her? 

 6. James:       So what if he kisses her?
 7. Marie:       (Spoken) I'll ...
 8. James:       (Spoken) You'll what...?

 1. Friend:      (Whisper) What if he kisses

                 her?
 2. Friend:      (Whisper) What will she do 
                 to her?
 3. Friend:      Leave Lorraine alone! 



    VERSE 8 
 1. Friends:     Yes but what if he kisses
                 her?
 2. Friends:     Don't want him kissing her

 3. Friends:     Yes but what if he kisses
                 her?
 4. Friends:     How far will it go? 




    BRIDGE 2
 1. Character 1: Wont be... won't be your
                 friend again
 2. Character 1: Wont be... won't be the same
                 again
 3. Friend:      I won't tell her    
 4. Character 1: Don't like jealousy
 5. Friend:      I'm not jealous

    FLICK  

 6. Friend:      (Whisper, whisper, whisper)
                 What if he kisses her?  
                 Don't turn the light off!


    VERSE 9
 1. Friend:      What if he holds me?
 2. Friend:      Should I let go?
 3. Man:         Don't you know?
    Music note:  dun-un, dun-un, duh
 4. Man:         I like your friend!

    BRIDGE 3   
 1. Friends:     So what if he kisses her?
 2. Friends:     (Whisper, whisper, whisper) 
 3. Friends:     So what if he kisses her?
 4. Friends:     So what if he kisses her?
 5. Character 1: Yes, so what if he kisses
                 her?
 6. Character 1: (kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss)
 7. Friends:     (Gasp) Takes off her clothes
 8. Character 1: Yes take off my clothes

 1. Friends:     So what if he kisses her?


 2. Friends:     (kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss)
 3. Friends:     Takes off her clothes





    VERSE 10
 1. Character 1: What if he looks at me
 2. Character 1: What if it shows
 3. Character 1: What if he finds out
 4. Character 1: Will everyone know? 
 5. Character 1: (Spoken) Oh my, I'd die!
 6. Character 2: (Spoken) I won't tell them!


   
VERSE 11  
 1. Character 1: I like a boy 
 2. Singers:     (Shout) Yes!
 3. Singers:     So we can see
 4. Character 1: I like a boy 


 BACKING VOCALS?

(I'd like a boy, I'd like a boy, where?
 I'd like a boy, I'd like a boy, there)

As they are posing, on the floor the women are rolling to different men.







    BRIDGE 4

 1. Character 1: Won't be... won't be your
                 friend again
 2. Character 1: Won't be... won't be the same
                 again
 3. Character 1: If you don't tell them!



    BRIDGE 5
 1. Character 1: Won't be... won't be your
                 friend again
 2. Character 1: Won't be... won't be the same
                 again

 3. Character 1: Don't want anyone picking 
                 on me



You're a bucket full of laughter
You are so much fun


   VERSE 12  
 1. Friends:     So what if he holds her?

 2. Friends:     (Whisper, whisper, whisper) 
 3. Friends:     So what if he holds her?
 4. Friends:     (Whisper, whisper, whisper) 
 5. Friends:     So what if he holds her?
 6. Character 1: So what if he holds her?
 7. Character 1: Ieeee like a boy 

    I take it back, that squeaky trombone 

    came back!


    BRIDGE 6
 1. Character 1: Won't be... won't be your
                 friend again
 2. Character 1: Won't be... won't be the same
                 again

 3. Character 1: Don't want anyone starting 
                 on me 
 4. Friend:      I'm not starting any trouble


   BRIDGE 7
 1. Girlfriend:  But what if he kisses her?
 2. Man:         He won't kiss her
 3. Girlfriend:  I don't want to see
 4. Man:         You won't see
 5. Girlfriend:  But what if he holds her?
 6. Man:         He won't hold her
 7. Girlfriend:  Don't want anyone laughing 
                 at me 
 8. Man:         They won't laugh
    Music note:  dun-un, dun-un, duh

 6. Friends:     But what if he kisses her

 7. Friends:     We don't want to see

   VERSE 13
 1. Character 1: I like a boy
 2. Man:         Hmm, so we can see
    Music note:  dun-un, dun-un, duh
 3. Character 1: I like a boy
 4. Character 1: If everyone knows

 5. Character 1: I like a boy
 6. Character 1: The only things I can change
                 are my clothes (laughter)


    VERSE 14
 1. Character 1: (whispers) I like your
                 friend!
 2. Character 1: I wonder if he likes me?
 3. Character 1: (whispers) I like your

                 friend!  Yea!
 4. Character 1: I don't mind if everyone
                 sees
 5. Character 1: (whispers) but don't tell
                 him! 


   BRIDGE 9 

 1. Lorraine: Noooo look what she's done to me
 2. Lorraine: Ohhhh look at them stare at me
 4. Lorraine: Teach me, teach me to tell a
              friend
 5. Lorraine: I lost him 
 6. David:    No you didn't!
              06. He lifts her up from off 
              the floor. 


 1. David:    Lorraine, do you want me?

 2. David:    I'm waiting 
 3. David:    I'm still waiting

 4. David:    But you felt something
 5. Lorraine: Yes.
 Come and sit down at the table with me

   
MIMICKING 
 1. Friends:  Won't be... won't be your friend
              again
 2. Friends:  Won't be... won't be the same
              again
 3. Friends:  Ohhhh ... won't be your friend
              again
 4. Friends:  Noooo ... won't be the same
              again
 5. Friend:   I like that boy




 1. Marie:    Ohhhhh me,I've been denied again
 2. Marie:    Poor me,can't show my face again
 3. Marie:    I lost a boy!
 4. James:    No, you didn't.



   BRIDGE
 1. Singers:  Tell me, tell me his name again
 2. Singers:  I want, I want to be a friend
 3. Singers:  I want to know, I want to know



MIDDLE 8
They are singing up in steps.  
It is a dreamy round.

 1. Friends:  She wants to know
 2. Friends:  She wants to know
 3. Friends:  She wants to know 


 1. Friends:  She wants to know
 2. Friends:  She wants to know
 3. Friends:  She wants to know 


 1. Friends:  She wants to know
 2. Friends:  She wants to know


    VERSE 15
 1. Marie:    I want to know
 3. Friends:  What?!
 2. Marie:    (Spoken) Is he rich?
 3. Friends:  Yes!
 1. Marie:    I want to know
 4. Marie:    Does he like his peaches
              with cream?  
 5. Marie:    (Spoken) I want to know more
              about him
 3. Friends:  Yes!
              
    BRIDGE
 1. Friends:  What if he kisses her?
 2. Marie:    I'll have nothing to do with her
 3. Friends:  What if he holds her?

 4. Friends:  Takes off her clothes?

 5. Marie:    (shrugs it off)


    VERSE
 1. Marie:    I want to know
 5. Friends:  Yes!

 6. Marie:    Does he have a stable?
 7. Friends:  Yes!
 1. Marie:    I want to know
 8. Marie:    Does he sit and drink tea with 
              the QUEEN?
 7. Friends:  Yes!

    BRIDGE
 1. Friends:  But what if he kisses her?
 3. Friends:  But what if he holds her?

 4. Friends:  Takes off her clothes?
 5. Marie:    (Grunt)
 6. Friend:   Marie, hang on a minute! 
 7. Friend:   No, I  need to stop her!


 8. James:    (Spoken) No you don't

 8. James:    (Spoken) I like a girl 
 8. James:    (Spoken) Dancing with me
 8. James:    (Spoken) You're making trouble
 8. Marie:    (Gasps)    
 8. Marie:    I don't want to dance...
              ... yet


Singers: We want to know
Friends: Do you love him?

Her:     I don't know!
Friends: Is he an aristocrat?

Her:     Yes!
Her:     Yes!

Singers: We want to know

Friends: Is he young, full of laughter?

Her:     Yes!
Friends: Does he like chocolate ice cream?
Her:     Yes!
Friends: That's why we want you to go


Friends: Is he the jealous type?

Her:     Yes!
Friends: That means he will let you in!
Friends: We want to know!

Singers: Tell us, tell us his name again

Singers: We want to know


Singers: We want to know
Singers: Is he a bucket of laughter
Singers: We want to know
Singers: Does he turn the light on and off?
Singers: We want to know
Her:     He said he won't.





Women F: Tell us, we all want to know


4. Her :     He's the prince 



The actors are allowed to corpse on MY stage!

Bitching:Don't tell me

         You've turned the light off again. 
         Don't tell me
         You've turned the light on again.
         Don't tell me, 
         I don't want to know

Bitching:She's got my man!


Friends: She don't want to know







Singers: She don't want to know
Singers: She don't want to know
Friends: But we want to know

Singers: But we want to know



THE CAST ARE PLAYING TRUMPETS WITH THEIR BODIES.  IT IS A MELODRAMATIC SONG


Singers: Tell her
Him:     You're sooo ... beautiful
Singers: Tell him

Her:     You're sooo ... amazing
Singers: Don't tell us, we don't want to know

Singers: We're jealous, that you are so

         beautiful
Singers: We're jealous, that you are so
         amazing
Singers: We're jealous, that's why we don't
         want to know!





Him: I like the show/ I like your friend





 1. Girls:  I'd like a boy
 2. Girls:  What boy, where?
 3. Girls:  I want to see

 4. Girls:  I'd like a boy
 5. Girls:  what boy?
 6. Girls:  She's over there dancing with him
 7. Girls:  What should we do to her?
 8. Music:  Clipper, Clipper, Clipper, Clipper
 9. Girls:  She said take off her clothes

10. Girls:  Yes but what should we do to her?
11. Music:  Clipper, Clipper, Clipper, Clipper
12. Girls:  I'll cut off her hair
13. Girls:  (Shout) Yea!


I like a boy
Don't let anyone know


 1. Friend: You're coming with me!

 2. Boy:    Where are you taking her? 

 3. Girls:  To make her look pretty 
            (whisper) ugly
            03. They giggle
 4. Friend: I'm going to fix her hair
 4. Girl:   (whisper) Try not to laugh  
 5. Boy:    But I thought she looked pretty
            enough! 
 6. Girls:  You're a boy, what do you know?

Watch if he kisses her!

Clipper, clipper, clipper, clipper!

Miaaw!


THERE IS CLAPPING, IT IS THE END OF THE SHOW.

The British Way
Bridge


Singers:  What?



Singers:  That's right!
Voice:    I want to know

Singers:  Yea!
Voice:    What if he kisses her?
Voice:    I'll rip it off of her!
Voice:    What if he kisses her?
Voice:    I'll strip it off of her!

Voice:    I don't want you disrespecting her

You were pushed, I saw it.


BITCH SCENE

Friends:  The light just turned on again
          The light just turned off again
          'ang on a minute, I think it's






          blown!

Black Teenage Sketch


Bitch 1:  I'm telling, you're smelling.  
          That sounded quite good, try it with
          me!  Sing it on top.
          (They harmonize)
Bitch 1&2:I'm telling, you're smelling.  
Bitch 1:  No, it's not straight like the white
          girls!  Do it again!
Bitch 1&2:I'm telling, you're smelling.  
Bitching: I like the way you sang that the
          first time you did it!  I wish I
          could sound like that! Try that
          again!
Bitch 1:  Oh.



Man:      Leave the light switch alone!






8. Man:      You've got the wrong end of the
              stick!  Where are those two
              school girls?
 9. Man 2:    Perhaps we should all teach them
              to leave the light switches
              alone!


Ask your friends if they would like a boy
We want a girl

Friend:   Whisper, whisper, whisper

Friend:   I'd like you to turn the 
          light off on her
Man:      They're jealous of her!
Man:      Leave that switch alone

Friend:   Whisper, whisper, whisper

Friend:   I'd like you to turn the 
          light off on her
Man:      They're jealous of her!
Man:      Leave that switch alone



Friend:   Whisper, whisper, whisper
Friend:   I'd like you to turn the 
          light off on her
Man:      They're jealous of her!
Man:      Leave that switch alone


Friend:   Whisper, whisper, whisper
Friend:   I'd like you to turn the 
          light off on her
Man:      They're jealous of her!
Man:      Leave that switch alone







    WHORE DANCE 1
 1. Singers: That's why we don't want to know!
    FREEZE

 2. Singers: That's why we don't want to know!
    FREEZE

 3. Singers: That's why we don't want to know!
    FREEZE
 4. Singers: That's why we don't want to know!
    FREEZE
 5. Friends:  That's why we all want to know!
 6. Friends:  That's probably why it has blown
 7. Friends:  Oooo!


    SPARTACUS SCENE
    Lighting: Flicker Flicker Flicker

 1. Girls: (shout) Yes!


 1. Girls: I'd like a boy


 2. Girls: I'd like a boy
 3. Girls: I'd like a boy
 4. Girls: I'd like a boy
 5. Girls: I'd like a boy
 6. Girls: I'd like a boy

 1. Boys:  I'd like a girl

 2. Girls: I'd like a boy
    FREEZE
 3. Girls: I'd like a boy
 4. Boys:  I'd like a girl
    FREEZE
 5. Girls: I'd like a boy
 6. Boys:  I'd like a girl

    FREEZE
 7. Boys:  I'd like a girl
 8. Girls: I'd like a boy
    FREEZE
 9. Girls: I'd like a boy
10. Boys:  I'd like a girl
    FREEZE
11. Boys:  I'd like a girl
12. Girls: I'd like a boy
    FREEZE
 1. Girls: I'd like a boy
 2. Boys:  I'd like a girl
    FREEZE
 3. Boys:  I'd like a girl
 4. Girls: I'd like a boy
    FREEZE
 5. Girls: I'd like a boy
 6. Boys:  I'd like a girl

    FREEZE
 7. Boys:  I'd like a girl
 8. Girls: I'd like a boy
    FREEZE
 9. Girls: I'd like a boy
10. Boys:  I'd like a girl
    FREEZE
11. Boys:  I'd like a girl
12. Girls: I'd like a boy
    FREEZE



 7. Boyfriend:  You shouldn't play with the...
                light sswitch.  Now look, it's
                blown! 


Singers:    Tell us, tell us what time it is
Singers:    We want to go!



IT IS HALF TIME

Men:     It's half time, time for a wee, are
         you coming with ME?
Men:     It's a very long song!  I could 
         do with a piddle!  Let's go home and
         take a wash.
Men:     Don't forget to switch off the light!












TAP DANCING SECTION
Singers:    (Shout) Tap Dance!David:      I want to know
David:      What? Where? Why? Whom?
David:      I want to know
David:      Should I use the brush, broom 
David:      Or shovel?
David:      I want you to show them our
            class level!
Lorraine:   Lets not stoop, I'll use the 
            broom.  
David:      I want you to show them your
            class level!
Lorraine:   OK, I'll use the brush and not the
            broom.

David:      Again...
Lorraine:   I'll use the broom and not the

            shovel.
David:      Again...

Lorraine:   I'll use the brush and not the

            shovel.
David:      Again...
Lorraine:   (Shouts) Bucket!



SEND IN THE CLEANERS ROUND 1
Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a


            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom

Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a
            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom 

Men:        (shouts) Bucket!

SEND IN THE CLEANERS ROUND 2Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a
            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom

Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a
            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom 

Men:        (shouts) Bucket!
Men:        (Shouts) The mop!

Lorraine:   Someone's nicked all of the

            salt and pepper pots from off 
            the tables!
Singers:    It's time to go!
Lorraine:   The hand towels are missing!



Singers:    It's time to go!
David:      And so are all the toilet rolls!
Singers:    It's time to go!
Lorraine:   Where are the hand washes?



Singers:    Tell us, tell us what time it is
Singers:    We want to go!



David:      Where's the air freshener?
Singers:    It's time to go!
Lorraine:   Don't you mean the fly killer?
Singers:    It's time to go!

Singers:    Tell us, tell us what time it is

Singers:    We want to go!


Lorraine:   Someone has blocked the toilets!
Singers:    It's time to go!
David:      What, with the toilet tissue?
Singers:    It's time to go!
Lorraine:   No, there's no toilet tissue!
Singers:    It's time to go!
David:      I'll pull the flush! Excuse me!



Singers:    Tell us, tell us what time it is
Singers:    We want to go!

David:      Where's the disinfectant?

Singers:    It's time to go!
David:      I need to wash my hands!
Singers:    It's time to go!
Lorraine:   I'll get the cleaner to clean 
            the taps first

Singers:    It's time to go!

David:      Thanks.

Lorraine:   Maybe we should have checked 
            their hand bags






Singers:    It's time to go!

Singers:    Tell us, tell us what time it is
Singers:    We want to go!




   CLASS DISTINCTION
 1. David:      Look, there's a five pound
                note in a bucket of laughter!

 2. Lorraine:   You're 'avin' a laugh, it's a
                two bob bit, in a bucket of...
 3. David:      Shh! Don't tell them! 
                They'll all want one!
 4. Lorraine:   What, the two bob?
 5. David:      The two bob and the bit!
 6. Lorraine:   I don't want to see you 
                again.
 7. Marie:      I'm sorry
 8. Lorraine:   I don't want to see you 
                again, you're not my friend.





CLEANERS   


Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a
            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom
Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a
            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom 
Men:        (shouts) Bucket!


Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a
            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom
Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a
            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom 
Men:        (shouts) Bucket!
Men:        (Shouts) The mop!

David:      Again!


DAVID AND LORRAINE



Lorraine:Oh look, it's almost tea time
Singers: It's time to go
David:   This is absurd! 
Singers: It's time to go
David:   She can stay and have tea with us!
Singers: It's time to go
David:   Why are you showing her the door?
Singers: It's time to go
Lorraine:Maybe it's because I don't like her

Singers: Tell us, tell us what time it is
Singers: We want to know

Actress: Besides, have you tasted her cooking?Singers: It's time to go
Actress: I don't want her bad-mouthing mine!
Singers: It's time to go



I don't want her in here

It's time to go
Maybe she shows too much class
It's time to go
Maybe it's because she's pretty
It's time to go






Singers: It's time to go
Actor:   That's just an excuse!
Singers: It's time to go

Actress: Yes it is!


Singers: Tell us, tell us what time it is
Singers: We want to know

Actor:   It's been a belly full of laughter


Singers: It's time to go!
Actress: We need to go shopping!
Singers: It's time to go!
Actor:   Is that the time already?
Singers: It's time to go!
Actress: I really must do some cleaning!

Singers: Tell us, tell us what time it is

Singers: We want to go


Actor:   Yes, I'm meeting a friend
Singers: It's time to go!
Actress: I have to do the ironing!
Singers: It's time to go! 
Actor:   Really, I must take the dog for a
         walk!
Singers: It's time to go!
Actress: A woman's work is never done!

Singers: Tell us, tell us what time it is

Singers: We want to know




Note: The American singers are packing away the set. 

Singers: It's time to go

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Singers: It's time to go
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Singers: It's time to go
American:Tell us, tell us what time it is
Singers  We want to go, although we enjoyed
         doing the show!

CURTAIN CALL

Brass instruments, trumpets

The trumpet players come on and blow their trumpets, that is their bow.  Maybe we can have a slide so that the Tuba blowers can bow while they are sitting.

During this round section, the cast are coming on to bow.


Singers: Tell us, tell us what time it is

Singers: We want to go



Higher: We've enjoyed hosting the show!
Lower:  We've enjoyed hosting the show! 






Higher: We've enjoyed hosting the show!
Lower:  We've enjoyed hosting the show! 






Higher: We've enjoyed hosting the show!
Lower:  We've enjoyed hosting the show! 






Higher: We've enjoyed hosting the show!
Lower:  We've enjoyed hosting the show! 


The cast take a bow





Higher: We've enjoyed hosting the show!
Lower:  We've enjoyed hosting the show! 






Higher: We've enjoyed hosting the show!
Lower:  We've enjoyed hosting the show! 






Higher: We've enjoyed hosting the show!
Lower:  We've enjoyed hosting the show! 






Higher: We've enjoyed hosting the show!
Lower:  We've enjoyed hosting the show! 


CURTAIN CALL SECTION 2
ADVERTISING 


Singers: Tell us, tell us what time it is
Singers: We'd like to know
Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   There's been tears and laughter

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   We had so much fun!

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   We're in Japan next week

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   And then in Rome.

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   Yes, there was lots of excitement

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show


Actor:   We hope to see you again soon

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show




Singers: Tell us, tell us what time it is
Singers: We want to go

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   We're going to Africa 

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   And then to Brazil.

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   We're going to Russia 

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   And then to China!

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   We're going to America 

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   And then to Berlin

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.


Actor:   We're going to India.

Singers: We hope you enjoyed the show.

Actor:   And then to the Philippines.

Singers: Tell us, tell us what time it is
Singers: We want to go




ENCORE

David:   Let's show our class level
Singers: It's the end of the show!
Lorraine:Are you going to tell them 
         or should I?






Singers: It's the end of the show!
David:   I think we should both tell them.
Singers: It's the end of the show!
Lorraine:Maybe they don't understand?
Singers: It's the end of the show!
David:   Well how do we tell them?
Singers: It's the end of the show!
Lorraine:I'm not sure, I'll think of something
Singers: It's the end of the show!
David:   Have you thought of anything yet?
Singers: It's the end of the show!
Lorraine:Keep dropping subtle hints!
Singers: It's the end of the show!
David:   I am!
Singers: It's the end of the show!
Lorraine:Perhaps we need to spell it out 
         for them
Singers: It's the end of the show!

David:   Maybe we have too much class
David:   (Shouts) Bucket! 
         (Shouts) The mop! 
         01. He raises his hands and looks
         around as he says it.


They kiss
A bed is pushed on the stage

Why are we in here?

There are people hiding in the room and under the bed



Singers: It's time to go!

Marie:   I wish I was Lorraine
Singers: It's time to go!
B man:   I wish I was David, Ooo!
Singers: It's time to go!
Marie:   I want to see!  
Singers: It's time to go!
B man:   Maybe it's time to take a look!
Singers: It's time to go!
Marie:   Can you smell anything?

Singers: It's time to go!
B man:   No, I can't smell anything yet!
Singers: It's time to go!
Marie:   How long have they been at it?
Singers: It's time to go!
B man:   I don't know, I cannot see my watch!
Singers: It's time to go!
Marie:   Should we switch the light on?
Singers: It's time to go!

B man:   No leave the light off!
Singers: It's time to go!
Marie:   Maybe it's time to go!
Singers: It's time to go!
B man:   No, stay where you are!
Singers: It's time to go!
Marie:   Don't make any noises!
Singers: It's time to go!
B man:   I won't!
Singers: It's time to go!
Marie:   Do I smell?
Singers: It's time to go!
B man:   You don't smell.
Singers: It's time to go!
Marie:   That means they won't find out
Singers: It's time to go!
B man:   Do I smell?
Singers: It's time to go!
Marie:   You don't smell.
Singers: It's time to go!
B man:   So they won't send the cleaners 
         after us.


They are kissing and make love




SEND IN THE CLEANERS
TAP DANCE SKIPPING



Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a
            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom

Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a
            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom 

Men:        (shouts) Bucket!

Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a

            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom

Cleaners:   A broom or a brush, a mop or a
            bucket
Cleaners:   A bucket, a mop, a brush or 
            a broom 

Men:        (shouts) Bucket!
Men:        (Shouts) The mop!



NOTE 

X. Friend:      He won't find out!



 X. Character 1: Don't want you hissing at me!


11. Man 3:    Someone's playing with the light
              switch again!
12. Man 1:    I thought I told those girls to
              leave that light switch alone!




4. Friend:      I won't tell him

8. Friend:      You mustn't!




 2. Character 1: Don't want him to know 
 3. Character 1: How much should I tell him?
 4. Character 1: How far will it go? 

 1. Friend:      I like a boy

 1. Friend:      What if he kisses me?




 2. Friend:      What if she finds out?

 0. You're making trouble!



 1. Character 1:      I like a boy...friend
 2. Friend:           Oh no!
 3. Character 1:      So everyone knows





4. Man:      (spoken) I like your friend

1. Friends:  Ohhhhh ... me, ohhhhh ... my! 

 2. Friends:  Ohhhhh ... my, poor me! 
 3. Friend:   I like that boy


Look what you did to my hair!
Hair?  Where?

 purr!


But what if he kisses her?

She said she'll put a scissors to 'er!
What if he kisses 'er?
She said she'll punch 'er!
Stamp on her toes!
Throw the drink on her clothes!


What would you like to drink?

A fruit punch, thank you.

She said take off her clothes

I'm sure she said tread on her toes!

What if he kisses 'er?

Let's follow her!

I like your shoes

Thank you

I imagine some of the friends swinging on ropes, it's a garden party.


We like your clothes

We like your clothes
We like your clothes

We like your clothes

We like your clothes
We like your clothes

We like your clothes
We like your clothes
We like your clothes
Strip it!

Who is he?

We don't know, he's not with us!

Where's that pretty girl you were just speaking with?

Some of the girls took her in there to do her hair
They've been making a lot of trouble for her
Go and look for her!
I'll take of her friend, the switch!






(c) Lorraine Rees 2014

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