GOD CAME TOLD ME IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SAID TAKE SHIP WRECK FROM THE WHITE WOMAN SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE IT AND THAT I SHOULD GIVE IT TO YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
I WROTE SHIP WRECK JUST FOR YOU. I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN A SONG FOR ANYONE BEFORE. I WANTED IT TO HAVE WOW WORDS FOR YOU.
THE WHITE WOMEN AND ANDY STOLE IT OFF HERE SO I MADE IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT ONLY BECAUSE I HAS NOT FINISHED IT.
IT'S A SIXTIES JAZZ SOUND
SHIP WRECK
(BRIDGE1)
YOU AND I WE BOTH JUST MET
TELL ME WHY IS LIFE SO UNKIND
(VERSE1)
WE WERE SITTING ON A SUNNY SHORE
LISTENING TO THE SEA SHELLS
BUILDING OUR HOUSE WITH THE SAND
NOW THE RAIN IS FALLING
IT CAME A TUMBLING DOWN
PA PA PA PA PA
IT CAME TUMBLING DOWN
PA PA PA PA PA
PA PA PA PA PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH PA PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH
PA PA PA PA PA STEPS
TIMING SHAKE SHAKE QUICK SCRATCHES
(VERSE 2)
WE SHOULD BE RUNNING IN THE RAIN
MAKING SPLASHES WITH THE RAIN
LOOKING THROUGH OUR WINDOW PAYNE
AT THE RAIN RAIN RAIN
PA PA PA PA PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH PA PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH
PA PA PA PA PA STEPS
(BRIDGE 2)
YOU AND I WE BOTH JUST MET
SO WHY IS LIFE JUST ONE BIG SHIP WRECK
(VERSE 3)
WE SHOULD BE MAKING MOVIE SCENES
LIKE TV SHADOWS ON THE WALL PIAW
MAKING LOVE THAT'S HOW IT IS
THROUGH THE RAIN RAIN RAIN
(VERSE 4)
THE RAIN IS DROPPING DOWN ON ME
I'LL CLOSE MY EYES SO I CAN SEE
I'M IN THE RAIN RAIN
THE RAIN RAIN
CAN'T STOP THE RAIN RAIN RAIN
DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
PA PA PA PA PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH PA PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH PA
SCRATCH SCRATCH
PA PA PA PA PA STEPS
OUTRO
SCRATCH SCRATCH (BRUSHES)
YEH YEH
OO OO WE
(BIT ALL OVER THE PLACE)
PA PA PA PA PA (DOES THE SUN SHINE?)
THE SUN?
YES THE SUN DOES SHINE ON THE OTHER SIDE
DA DA DA DA DA DA(COME ON LETS ALL GO THERE)
(I HOPE IT RAINS ON HIM)
HA HA HA HA HA (TROMBONE)
CLAPPER BOARD
CA CA CA (COME WITH US)
PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA
PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA
A ROUND
THERE IS AN INSTRUMENTAL SECTION WHERE THE INSTRUMENTS TALK TO EACH OTHER
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING UP THE SONG YOU DOG JEALOUS THAT IS WHY THE WHITE WOMAN IS NOT ALLOWED
MAKE A WISH I HOPE ALL YOUR BIRTHDAY WISHES COME TRUE
GOD SAID ROSIE SAID SHE WROTE SHIP WRECK NOT ONE WORD OF SHIP WRECK DID SHE WRITE I DIDN'T USE ANYTHING WHICH CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH. GOD SAID A TRILLIONAIRE TOLD HER TO SAY SHE WROTE IT SHE IS ON SHIT STREET FOR IT HE IS KEEPING QUIET.
GOD SAID TAKE IT UP SHE WILL TAKE IT LATER
IT WAS THE COLD THAT MADE MYB SHOES
A SONG I MADE UP ON THE SPOT AND SANG TO ANDY OVER THE PHONE.
THE PLUNGER SKETCH FOR THE ORANGE SONG
A MAN HE IS IN BED WITH HIS WIFE WHO TURNS HER BACK ON HIM HE IS PLAYING WITH HIS DOLLY HE IS A VENTRILOQUIST
HE IS USING THE DOLL TO TELL HIS WIFE HE WANTS SEX BUT IS SPEAKING DOMINICA THE ACENT HE HAS JUST COME BACK FROM THE ISLAND WHY SHE TURNS HER BACK
HE SAYS HE BLAMES THE DOLL THE SAYS HE NEED TO TAKE IT DOWN AND GOES TO THE TOILET
"MAMY I WANT TO GO PEE PEE"
"WHAT CAN I USE" HE LOOKS AT THE PLUNGER.
HE WAS ON THE ISLAND OF DOMINICA
IN A BAR WITH NATHAN SEES A BLACK WOMAN BY HERSELF TRYING TO PICK UP WHITE MEN SHE IS FAT CROSSED LEGED TRYING TO LOOK PRETTY SHE LOOKS AT NATHAN SMILES DOES FULL CIRCLE WITH HER TONGUE AROUND HER LIPS AN BECKONS TO NATHAN
THE BAR MAR WARNS THEM NOT TO PICK HER UP BECAUSE SHE IS A REPEAT OFFENDER
THIS IS NOT IN SCRIPT FORM.
